Let me tell you they're almost indestructible.

I’m not shy about wearing a kilt at all. I don't like to fight and I always try to defuse any hostilities diplomatically, but if things ever do come to blows, I'm always able to dispatch things quickly, even with a bigger opponent. 


I'd put down enough schoolyard bullies that it was known that I shouldn't be messed with but also respected because I wasn't a trouble maker and can handle being teased


So as far as the kilt goes, the guys tease me the same way my sisters do but other girls actually think it’s great and I never have a problem finding a steady girlfriend. 


My problem with girls is that they get frustrated with my daydreaming and preoccupation with my various projects. They get upset that I don't pay them enough attention to them beyond the first few dates. Relationships don't usually last more than a few months at best.


My biggest heartbreak was with a girl I had gone steady with for a whole five months when I was eighteen. I  won't name names or kiss and tell but we gave ourselves to each other and were each other's first.


When she dumped me for another guy I was devastated, heart broken and even angry.


I had made a portal to her house and when she dumped me I wanted to destroy that portal.


I threw it on the ground.  I stomped on it. I tried to smash it with a hammer and I couldn't damage it.


I finally put it in a vice and crushed it. There was a loud bang and a flash of golden light and then it fell to the floor in a pile of charred splinters.


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